English vs. Tumblr
English: WHY DON'T YOU.....!
Tumblr: Y U NO......?!?!?!
English: You're so immature and stupid.
Tumblr: LOL DIS BITCH
English: I'm single.
Tumblr: Forever alone.
English: I'm so mad!
Tumblr: FUUUUUU *inserts gif*
English: Dianna Agron is so hot.
English: My work/Mine
Tumblr: MAH WORKZ
English: *laughs* That's so funny!!
Tumblr: WHAT IS AIR?
I think Tumblr pretty much wins here
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